MY FIRST TEACHER

1. *My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE*.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. *My mother taught me RELIGION*.
“You better pray that it will come out of the carpet.”

3. *My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL*.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. *My mother taught me LOGIC*.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. *My mother taught me MORE LOGIC*.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.

6. *My mother taught me FORESIGHT*.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. *My mother taught me IRONY*.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. *My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS*.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. *My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM*.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. *My mother taught me about STAMINA*.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. *My mother taught me about WEATHER*.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. *My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY*.
“If I told you once, don’t tell me I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. *My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE*.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. *My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION*.
“Stop acting like your father!”

15. *My mother taught me about ENVY*.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. *My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION*.
“Just wait until we get home.”

17. *My mother taught me about RECEIVING*.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. *My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE*.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

19. *My mother taught me ESP*.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. *My mother taught me HUMOR*.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21. *My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT*.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. *My mother taught me GENETICS*.
“You’re just like your father.”

23. *My mother taught me about my ROOTS*.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. *My mother taught me WISDOM*
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. And my favorite: *My mother taught me about JUSTICE*.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

Sounds familiar… everyone ?

BILA SAYANG....

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU……
KITA TERIMA JE APA YG ORG TU KATA
TP BILA DIA KATA KITA?
HATI KATA TAKPE MANUSIA TAK PERFECT….

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA TNGGU DIA LAME PN X PE
TP BILA DIA TNGGU KITA???DIA MRH2
HATI KATA ALA, ADATLAH ADA YANG
MENUNGGU N DTNGGU….

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA X TDO PN X PE LYN DIA YG NGAH BOSAN,
TP BILA KITA BOSAN, ADA DIA LYN KITA?
HATI KATA X PE DIA BUSY KOT…..

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA GDH NGAN DIA, KITA DIAM JE
TP DIA HEBOH 1 DUNIA
HATI KATA X PE, DIA TENSION TU…..

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA KOL NAK CKP NGAN DIA
TP DIA BG PHONE KAT ORG LEN
BILA JD CM2, X PE HATI KATA

X PE, LYN JE, KWN DIA, KWN KITA GAK….

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA BERCERITA DGN DIA,IBARAT CRITA NGAN
TUNGGUL LG BAIK
TP BILA DIA BERCERITA NGAN KITA
KITA DGR, SEPATAH2 KITE INGT
HATI KATA X PE SYG LA KATAKN…

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA N DIA LAPAR
TP KITA BG SUME ROTI KITA KAT DIA
HATI KATA, ALA JAGALH HATI DIA, CIAN DIA…

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA SANGGUP BG DIA REST BILA DIA LETIH,
TP BILA KITA LETIH, DIA SRH JUGAK
KITA LYN DIA BILA DIA BOSAN. ADIL KER?
HATI KATA, ALA BUKAN SELALU PUN..

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA JADI CAM ORG GILA APBLA DENGAR DIA SAKIT,
TP BILA KITA SAKIT,
DIA SIAP KUAR NGAN KWN2 DIA

MERAIKAN HARI KESAKITAN KITA,
HATI KATA, ALA X PE, X KN DIA NAK
BERKEPIT NGAN KITA 24 JAM….

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA X PRNH PNTINGKAN DIRI SNDRI
TP DIA HPOKRIT THP NGABAN
HATI KATA X PE, DIA MMG CM2 KENE LAH TRIMA..

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA SYG NK TNGGLKN DIA SLAMA2NYA
TP DIA X TAHU KITA BERDPN DGN MAUT,
WLPN KITA SKT,DIA KATA KAT
KITA,SAKIT BESE2 JER, JGN NK MNGARUT
HATI KATA, CMNELAH DIA BILA KITA X DE, MSTI DIA HEPI

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA X SNGGP TNGK DIA DERITA
TP DIA X PRNH HARGAI DIRI KITA,
HATI KATA, TAU X BTAPA KITA SYG KAN DIA????

BILA KITA SYG ORG TU
KITA SNGGUP TNGGLKN DIA SELAMA2NYA
UNTK DIA BHGIA
TP ADAKAH DIA TAHU PNGRBANAN YG KITA LAKUKAN????

PK2KANLAH…=)

P/S = pening tul bercinta nie…huhu

BILA....

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri….

Bila seronok, aku cari….pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari….Mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada….pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada….Mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat….pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat….Emakku
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa….pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah….Mak
Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu…aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”
Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. Mak ingat kat aku
Bila-bila… aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila… aku nak talipon Mak
Selalu…aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila… aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Emak

Renungkan:“Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja…bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Mak?Mak bukan nak banyak… lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah”.

Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya.​.​.​.​.​.​.​.​
Tapi kalau Mak sudah tiada……….MAKK

salam...........

salam.....
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